Saturday, April 11, 2009

This is why I'm not invited to Easter dinners

Why certainly, I'd love to try your Easter snacks...



Oh my how delightful! Get them out and let's have a sample...




I'll just reach out and grab one with my gigantic burning flaming hand of fire...



NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!



No, oh no, oh nooooo...

Ma peeps, ma poor peeps...

17 comments:

Dorn said...

I fuckin hate it when that happens. Although my "flames" are of a different nature...

Anconia said...

That is why I use gloves these days.

Sargeras said...

@ Dorn: Every time I see your name I think of Michael Dorn. Are you actually a Klingon? And is there any way to answer that question without turning it into a dirty joke?

@ Anconia: Sadly, my gloves are also on fire.

Maya said...

Awe... Poor Sargeras! ... Poor Peeps! They deserve a clean death, poor things. The painful chewing and swallowing and digestion proce-.. er, well. Okay. Maybe your way ended their suffering faster.

(e-Hag Response to @dorn: no, no. You can't answer that question without a dirty joke. Its just not possible.)

Dorn said...

I'm actually a Fagdassian >.>

Jae said...

They are made for such things, sir.

I have proof.

http://www.phancy.com/peeps/fight/index.html

Anonymous said...

I lol'd hard

Sargeras said...

@ Jae: I can't deny that, for a product marketed as "food," they do seem oddly unsuitable for eating...

Kittykins said...

I think that was a pretty suitable end for the peeps, mine always somehow 'accidentally' find their way into the microwave.... it's really funny to watch.

Aenorn said...

My God man! Burning peeps!?! Get some fire resistance gloves and equip them for Christ sakes! SAVE THE PEEPS!

Anonymous said...

awww they are like the epitome of innocent! Why must you destroy everything??? I bet you would let your love fern die too!
-bb

Sargeras said...

Would you rather I let them have a long, slow, lingering end, going stale on a shelf somewhere?

They would've wanted it this way. A blaze of glory. Or, you know, a blaze of something. :-)

Warraven said...

Now I'm wondering what Peep s'mores taste like.

Jae said...

@ Warraven

Peep s'mores are delish. The candy coating makes them toothachingly better.

Joenutz24 said...

Peeps s'mores LOL!

gamergirl said...

I love peeps.....

*Pats Sargeras on the shoulder* It's okay....they taste better that way anyway. :D

*steals a roasted peep*

Anonymous said...

I think you should have tortured them before putting them out of their misery

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