Coffee with Sargeras: Haiku #44

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

I like fire's cruel scent
and I like crushing souls and
also butterscotch.

Anthony Clarke said...: butterscotch, m'lud
me thinks you need some time
to work on haiku.

Honestly though, great. I love butterscotch too.; July 7, 2009 at 12:37 AM
MomentEye said...: Burnt souls smell awful
But taste a bit like chicken
So it's not all bad; July 7, 2009 at 5:07 AM
Anonymous said...: don't you mean butterscorch?; July 7, 2009 at 6:39 AM
Anonymous said...: Your haiku is weak
I fear the lord of demons
Is not a poet; July 7, 2009 at 11:43 AM
Sargeras said...: @ AC:
Any lover of
butterscotch is a true friend
of the Most Fallen.

@ MomentEye:
Chicken Soup for the
Soul-Crushing Titan, perhaps
a new bestseller?

@ Anon #1: Well played.

@ Anon #2:
Hark! Doth yonder pot
spy a kettle and proclaim
"Forsooth! What blackness!"; July 7, 2009 at 12:00 PM
Anonymous said...: why do you like crushing butterscotch, what am I mising??; July 7, 2009 at 6:59 PM
Anonymous said...: Yon pot doth see this
Mockery of poetry
And think itself white; July 7, 2009 at 9:01 PM
Anthony Clarke said...: @ anon

No, he likes crushing souls, and he likes butterscotch. Crushing only applies to souls*.

*and people, continents, planets, cities, suns, and pretty much everything that might fall into the "crushable" category.; July 7, 2009 at 10:24 PM
Anonymous said...: @ Anthony: just a little attempt at humor....; July 7, 2009 at 10:58 PM
Muffin Recipes said...: Nice post thhanks for sharing; May 15, 2023 at 9:22 PM