All right, numbnutses, listen up! I've been way too nice around here lately, and this is the end of it, y'hear? I look back on my posts over the past few weeks, and what do I see? Bunny rabbits and tofu! Giving out prizes! Promising recipes to people! Getting friendly with lurkers! Relaxing music! Gay pride parades! Guild applications! Radio programs!
PAH!
Is this what I've come to? Have I spent so much time among your kind that I've gotten lily-livered by association, asinine by osmosis?! People used to cower whenever I walked into a room! Do you know the last time someone cowered in my presence? Well, DO YOU?
Well, no more. Things are going to be different starting today, peeps. No more Mr. Nice Lord of Terror and Darkness. I am for serious. Time to get back to my roots. Time to get back to some serious destruction.
I AM DESTROY ALL TEH WORLDSSS!!!11!1 >>}8^O
All right! I'm gonna blow up the eighth dimension!
All right! I blew up the eighth dimension! Now I'm gonna annihilate half the Oort Cloud!
All right, that's gone! Now I'm gonna destroy the letter "T" on my keyboard!!
All righ! Now I'm gonna desroy he following paragraph!
Yeah! I feel good righ now! See, his is how i's supposed o be. Me, blowing suff up, laying down he hur on you paheic morals. And you know wha? I haven' done ha enough laely eiher, so le's ge sared. he firs hree people ha commen on his pos will all ge annihilaed. Yeah! How do you like ha, biches?!
Okay and finally I'm going o desroy all he fun in grinding honor, oh wai
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Monday, June 29, 2009
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*creeps in wearing a very very cleverly-made Lich King disguise*
*cough*
*yawn* HAI! ^_^
Oh noes!!! I doesnt want being destroyed !!!!!! D:
You should buy a new keyboard......
Srsly man. I'd be scared if the last half of your post had 't's in it...... =P
*despite being fifth, cowers*
Well, Dalaran was already destroyed once, was rebuilt... Feel free to drop by again and destroy it once more, I'm annoyed by this landscape anyway, and we'd have to move again if you destroyed it once more.
And perhaps you'd like some tea when you drop by here, before you destroy our wonderful city? We would welcome you anytime :)
The dude above me is clearly an arrogant wizard and deserves only the finest accommodations the Lord of Death can provide.
He no longer amuses me. Eat his blood.
The secret is, both commentators above me are the same person, seperate minds. May the Light be with them in mending their broken thoughts.
Varla Blaydes,
Grand Protectorate of the Aldor
You couldn't annihilate me, even if I were one of the first three. Hard to destroy Shadow incarnate.
Anyway, go have fun, Sargy.
Now we'll never know what that paragraph said, it could have been the reason Sargie's being so angry! Or some sort of confession! Oh noes!
I just gotta love this post!
Wait.. actually.. I mean, ZOMG I'm so scared! *cowers in fear at the sight of TEH LORD destroying the Letter T*
Excellent post! :D
Isn't that like anti-sesame street?
This world destroyed by the letter T... err lack thereof.
There's a joke in there some where damn it.
Being annihilated is a once in a lifetime exsperience! I look forwad to it.
@ Daeliria, Sindrow, & Mikey:
P-W-N-E-D!!!
@ Dave: As you should. ;-)
@ MoKTc: Finally got my keyboard fixed, so I can say that yes, I would like some TEA!
@ Alej: Why thank you!
@ Tracy: Today's show has been brought to you by the letter Omega.
@ Whowho: You'd better look forward to it, 'cause you'll never look back on it!
Can I look sideways at it whilst you're doing it?
I supose it depends on how wide a splat mark Azeroth makes on your bedroom's wall...
*creeps out of ruined Lich King Cool-O-Matic Disguise (tm) and scurries away*
So how long do the rest of us have to live?
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