Coffee with Sargeras: Haiku #34

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Haiku #34

Welcome, Mr. Bond!
I will kill you, but...not yet.
That shit cracks me up.

12 comments:

Anthony Clarke said...: I wonder if he could take on your left pinky toe, while you were unconscious and if you tried to let him win?

Anyhoo,

FIRST!; June 2, 2009 at 12:13 AM
MomentEye said...: Sonnet's are way hard
You destroyed my Planet
Now my brain hurts, too.

PDSM; June 2, 2009 at 2:34 AM
Aeltyra said...: 俳句は簡単
時々意味ない
あ！冷蔵庫だ

Haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator

A classic ... (though as you said before these aren't haiku but senryû); June 2, 2009 at 4:05 AM
Anonymous said...: @Aeltyr
that second line in japanese has 8 beats, not 7: Tokitoki imi nai.; June 2, 2009 at 4:50 AM
Aeltyra said...: It's "tokidoki", but I suppose you're right, I guess i counted 'nai' as one beat (because, you know, it doesn't sound like nah-ee but just nai); June 2, 2009 at 5:10 AM
Sargeras said...: @ AC:
It would be a battle for the ages. Super Spy versus Sleeping Ambivalent Titan's Pinky Toe! SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY

@ MomentEye:
Can I take it, then
that I will be receiving
a sonnet from you?

@ Aeltyr: That's a cool one.

Ha, get it, "cool?" Oh, I'm hilarious...; June 2, 2009 at 6:04 AM
Aeltyr said...: Sadly I did not
invent this silly haiku
found it on the web; June 2, 2009 at 7:06 AM
Sargeras said...: Yeah, I know, I've seen
it before. But you still get
credit for posting. ;-); June 2, 2009 at 7:31 AM
Anonymous said...: Ya, haikus originated in japan by having 5-7-5 characters, and in english we changed it to syllables instead of characters.; June 2, 2009 at 8:17 AM
Anonymous said...: kitteh ate mah fud
gtfo my houz, lol
i made a lolku; June 2, 2009 at 8:36 AM
Sargeras said...: ...and so begins the disintegration of the English language.; June 2, 2009 at 10:36 AM
TheDesktopNinja said...: Just now? I thought it began years ago.; June 2, 2009 at 11:56 AM

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